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10月11日 Fun Things to do in a Crowded LiftFun Things to do in a Crowded Lift
1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift. 3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!". 6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 7) Sell Girl Scout cookies. 8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 9) Shave. 10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off 13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 16) One word: Flatulence! 17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 18) Do Tai Chi exercises. 19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" 21) Give religious tracts to each passenger. 22) Meow occasionally.    |
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